Shipping policy

Free Shipping
Orders over $75 ship free. Because you’ve already spent enough money on student loans.

Order Processing
Orders are typically processed within 4–7 business days after you hit “buy.” Processing times may be longer during peak periods—we’re working as fast as we can without cutting corners.

Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery usually takes 4–7 business days depending on where you are and which shipping method you picked at checkout. We can’t teleport packages yet, but we’re working on it.

Order Updates
You’ll get tracking info once your order ships so you can obsessively refresh the page like you’re monitoring vitals.

Secure Checkout
All payments go through secure, encrypted checkout. Your financial info is safer here than it is in that hospital database from 1997.

The Reality Check
Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather, acts of nature, and other things outside our control can slow things down. We’ll do our part; the rest is up to the logistics gods.